Writing 101 for Middle Village Idiots

Moe started this blog to make fun of morons, but now feels compelled to provide an important service to the community.

It has come to Moe's attention that Dennis Gallagher and his Middle Village idiot supporters just can't write. So Moe has taken it upon himself to educate those whose ignorance is just embarrassing.

Lesson one will cover:

• capital versus lower case letters
• use of apostrophe in abbreviations
• spelling of basic four letter words (no, not THOSE words)
• use of the question mark

Here is a comment submitted to MVI:

"moe whats ur real name"

Can you find the four pre-school level mistakes in this 5 word sentence? Next time try:

"Moe, what's your real name?"

The rest of this week's lesson is available here:

Shitting on St. Saviour's.

This is a story I've followed with interest, but now feel compelled to write about - you will see how well it fits in this blog about stupidity. Despite the funny picture, the following story will leave you both heartbroken and furious at the same time.

West Maspeth, Queens is comprised mostly of industry and modest, well kept homes. It is inhabited by hard working, down to earth people that you don't seem to find in New York anymore. It reminds me very much of the working class railroad towns my family came from in Pennsylvania.

The centerpiece of this neighborhood for over a century has been the historic St. Saviour's Church and its beautiful acre of green property. The church was purchased in secrecy by a developer in 2005 without ever being put on the market. The plan, of course, was to rip down the church and build Queens Crap style housing on the site. The Juniper Park Civic Association (JPCA), a local park and community group joined the local residents to stop the destruction of the land and church and convince the city to buy the property for a park and community center. They have succeeded in preserving the church and property for over a year and a half.
But the city has not acted.

Even worse is the shocking and appalling lack of support that these people received by nearly every official in city government, including the cast of characters depicted above (from left to right):

Councilman Dennis P. "Pinkmo" Gallagher - lobbied for the developer to get a zoning change, harassed the civic's members, disrupted plans for a land swap that even interested the developer, and finally this week sanctioned the cutting down of nearly every tree on the property. He's likely finished as a politician, so he takes one last shot at his arch enemies - the regular decent people who don't give him money, sex, or alcohol. Here's an example of the kind of comments that he and his supporters write about JPCA's members on their slander/threat-blog:


Robert "Ernie" Tierney - chairman of the landmarks commission who said the property was too altered for landmark status - despite the fact that completely rebuilt structures elsewhere have been landmarked

Mayor Mike "Bertberg" - did nothing. Not even a word or an explanation of why this neighborhood isn't included in his 2030 green plan and it's children don't deserve a park. Billions of dollars in surplus, but none for West Maspeth. Thanks Mike.

Two Headed Monster "Herry" Ganoulis - one head is a well paid lobbyist representing the developer. The other head is an (unpaid) commissioner at the TLC with access to all kinds of folks in city hall. This no doubt enhances Herry's lobbying ability. Shockingly this practice is not illegal, but it is most certainly immoral and needs to be outlawed.

Not pictured are do-nothings speaker Christine Quinn (doesn't speak a word about this issue), councilman Melinda Katz, Deputy Mayor Dan Doctoroff, former community ASSistance commissioner Patrick Brennan (who recently joined Parkside), CAU rep Matt Gorton, who, according to the preservationists initially said he would help, then did nothing and denied he had pledged assistance, and last but not least, the Manhattan-snob preservation community which cares more about ugly signs in the village and a rusty railroad track in Chelsea than an entire acre of land in Queens.

Moe is sickened to realize a sad truth - that that city simply does not care about the people of West Maspeth. They are too working class, too "old world" to matter. They are seen as part of the past, not the future. They don't have the money, power or voice to get so much as consideration from six-figure salaried politicians and a billionaire mayor. Their last piece of open space is better used to warehouse hundreds more people and park dozens more SUV's.

But..and PLEASE READ THIS PART ... THERE IS STILL HOPE! The trees are gone, but the property and the church are still there and can still be saved.

PLEASE JOIN local residents, activists, and Councilman Tony Avella (they had to import a real councilman from the other side of Queens) to call for the saving of St. Saviours and to condemn the reckless actions of the developer and "councilman" Dennis Gallagher.

SATURDAY JULY 14

NOON

57-40 58th STREET (CORNER OF RUST ST) IN WEST MASPETH.

Come see the property and the neighborhood. I have been there and I can tell you these people need and deserve both their history and a park. We must not allow the city to turn its back on them.

And here's a deal-sweetner for the mayor: Act FAST to acquire this property and I'll make you into Charlie Brown instead of Bert. Wouldn't you like that?

Dennis Gallagher, is under investigation.

I'm sure eveyone knows by now that Dennis Gallagher, is being accused of rape. As much as I dispise this man, I hope that he didn't commit such a harmful act, but that is a matter for the criminal courts to decide.

Regardless, the court of common decency hereby charges councilman Dennis P. Gallagher with the following apalling and unethical acts against the community and even his own family.

-Dennis Gallagher, a married man, spent a Sunday afternoon in a bar drinking and picking up other women. The bar he slums at is down the street from his family's home.

-Dennis P(orno) Gallagher sold porn from a rented space in a catholic high school before being elected to the city council. Oh, but it's ok because it was 'collectible' porn and was wrapped in plastic.

-As a parting shot to his nemesis, Bob Holden, apparently sanctioned his developer friend
to cut down the trees at the disputed St. Saviour's property.

-Gallagher's other crimes against St. Saviours and it's West Maspeth neighbors: He refused to support a land swap that could have satisfied all parties (except himself) then lied to a newspaper about it. He blatantly refused for over a year to consider any option for the property that didn't include development. He actively lobbied for a zoning change on the developer's behalf after they hired his friends at the Parkside Group. Most laughably, a week ago he stated that development would be beneficial to the neighborhood.

-For years Dennis has kept his campaign office in the same building as his district office (a little tidbit that seems to get lost in the shuffle). Does anyone really believe he doesn't have his staff doing campaign work.. and probably posting nasty misspelled comments on blogs like this one? Rumor has it there is even a sort of 'secret passage' between the two offices. Time for a NY1 piece on this. UPDATE: I was wrong about one thing, not everyone has overlooked this.

-Councilman Gallagher took money from an assemblyman - no problem here. But after this assemblyman was indicted and charged with stealing the cash from children's charities, Dennis still kept it in his coffers. Were you trying to help Brian hide that money, Dennis?

-Before being elected to the council, Dennis Gallagher was wiretapped making deals with a crooked building consultant. He skated by without being charged in that matter, but he doesn't get away with it in the court of decency.

-Dennis has sunken to new lows of irrational behavior over the last few years, including a harrassment campaign against a local civic group, which he fought using city resources and city council stationary, harassing constituents at their homes, taunting a senior citizen at a local mall , having his detractors thrown off the community board and conspiring to sue local activists who exposed him as being a Grade A Prime asshole and a liar.

-In five years in the city council, he authored zero pieces of legislation.

I'm not even touching on the abundant rumors of sexual harassment, drunken behavior, and inappropriate conduct that have been around the community for years. The best part is: we all paid Dennis Gallagher to go out and committ these acts. I've never seen anyone work so hard to RAPE the community he supposedly represents for $112k a year. This man has no decency, no judgement and no moral compass.

I don't want a man like this hauling my garbage, much less representing me in the city council. It is time for this miserable pile of shit to resign, crawl into a bar and let the community recover from all the damage he has caused.

I feel horrible for the guy's wife and kids. No one deserves what they must be going through.

Dennis Gallagher, is not a Hero

It looks like dirtbag Dennis is determined to make enemies throughout his district. None of these allegations come as a shock, since he makes no attempt to hide his complete lack of a moral compass.

Photo from Queen's Crap

Idiot Quote of the Day

From the Queens Ledger:

"Councilman Tony Avella has not longer decided to run for State Senate, instead setting his sights on a Quixotic run for New York City mayor... "

In addition to obvious spelling error, is there supposed to be more to this article, or does someone not know how to end a sentence.....

Moe learned this in first grade....

Thanks to the patriots for this, who, in their quest to slam Tony Avella, also showcased the laughing stock of Queens - the Queens Ledge(r).

I started this blog as a joke to point out stupidity in Middle Village, but the Queens Ledger does a great job of showing us all what a joke they are without my help.

Do We Have a Match??

Looks like Moe has discovered how councilman Pinkie spent the 1980's: In a Member's Only jacket, tight jeans and a really, really gay hat. Was he afriad that airplanes were going to run into him?

It's almost sad to see such an innocent image of our Pinkie. Before the corruption, before the Christ the King incident, before he was wiretapped, before all the dirty money, before all the other things I won't write about because my children may be reading this blog.

Of course, in the off chance that this is a differnt guy, Moe would like to apologize for erronrously associating him with councilman Dennis Gallagher. No decent person deserves that.

Photo from Pace.edu. Thanks to Julie for the tip.

CB5 to Holden: You're Not Dumb Enough

We all know that middle village idiot Bob Holden is pure evil. The "Patriots" have opened all of our eyes to the evil ways of Bob: taking over ballfields so he can smoke the grass he cuts, shooting unleashed dogs with a rifle, cheating on his taxes in his illegal basement, moonlighting as a 7-11 slurpee (we bet you didn't report the income from that gig, Bob) and most disturbingly, watering the lawn at the wrong time of day (shit, that one REALLY pisses me off!!!).

But in a community where stupidity reigns supreme (just look at who we elected), Mr. Holden just couldn't cut it. Community Board 5 voted to remove Bob from his role as vice chair. The board apparently decided that he wasn't dumb or corrupt enough to sit at the big table of douches. So what loser supreme did they find to replace Bob? A half-wit newspaper editor who is so dumb, he can't even spell the name of his own paper! How fitting that the board selects this bum to assist in running our community into the ground. Councilman Gallagher would certainly approve, and the new vice chair can stand shoulder to shoulder with the other dim-wits that Gallagher has purchased to run his civic and sit on 'his' community board.

If Dan Rather thinks CBS dumbed down its newscast with Katie Couric, I'd love to hear what he'd say about CB5. What else should we expect in a place where our council member can't spell, change his clothes or pay his bills.

This seems very appropriate. Moe approves. And I bet you all thought I was Bob. HA! I don't like him much either, but at least the man proof reads the cover of his publication.

Note: This loser's newspaper is not to be confused with the fine publication advertised below, although both are for morons.

Photo from Patrick Henry and the Juniper Park Pussies