Moe started this blog to make fun of morons, but now feels compelled to provide an important service to the community.
It has come to Moe's attention that Dennis Gallagher and his Middle Village idiot supporters just can't write. So Moe has taken it upon himself to educate those whose ignorance is just embarrassing.
Lesson one will cover:
- capital versus lower case letters
- use of apostrophe in abbreviations
- spelling of basic four letter words (no, not THOSE words)
- use of the question mark
Here is a comment submitted to MVI:
"moe whats ur real name"
Can you find the four pre-school level mistakes in this 5 word sentence? Next time try:
"Moe, what's your real name?"
The rest of this week's lesson is available here:
8 comments:
Well Moe, your in for it now. I can envision a competing lesson of some sort on a certain Juniper Pubic Punks blog.
Lesson #1;
"How to pick up a grandmother and have her submit against her will."
(This lesson contingent upon the availability of Professor Gallagher, who may not be available at the commencement of this course. In that event see lesson 2)
Lesson # 2;
"How to keep your butt cheeks airtight closed while showering in a penitentiary."
"Well Moe, your in for it now"
GRADE: F. Next time try:
"Well Moe, you're in for it now!"
Sorry, no special treatment in my class just because you hate Pinky.
Hey Moe....Heil Holden
What the FUCK... is this about?? You guys are complete ASSHOLES!
Hey Moron, Heil Humpty. Oh, wait, there's a 33% chance you are him. Nevermind.
"What the F@#*... is this about?? You guys are complete ASSHOLES!"
This site is about idiots like you. Welcome.
Looks like my lessons paid off, you spelled everything correctly including the F word, which I bleeped. Keep up the good work, Pinkie!
Looks like you're giving them their just desserts (sic).
ROTFLMAO!
Moe,
You got it all wrong.
See the picture below.
http://xs318.xs.to/xs318/07335/AnomyPoster.jpg
Appologies in advance to Mr. Fine and Mr. Marx
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