CB5 to Holden: You're Not Dumb Enough

We all know that middle village idiot Bob Holden is pure evil. The "Patriots" have opened all of our eyes to the evil ways of Bob: taking over ballfields so he can smoke the grass he cuts, shooting unleashed dogs with a rifle, cheating on his taxes in his illegal basement, moonlighting as a 7-11 slurpee (we bet you didn't report the income from that gig, Bob) and most disturbingly, watering the lawn at the wrong time of day (shit, that one REALLY pisses me off!!!).

But in a community where stupidity reigns supreme (just look at who we elected), Mr. Holden just couldn't cut it. Community Board 5 voted to remove Bob from his role as vice chair. The board apparently decided that he wasn't dumb or corrupt enough to sit at the big table of douches. So what loser supreme did they find to replace Bob? A half-wit newspaper editor who is so dumb, he can't even spell the name of his own paper! How fitting that the board selects this bum to assist in running our community into the ground. Councilman Gallagher would certainly approve, and the new vice chair can stand shoulder to shoulder with the other dim-wits that Gallagher has purchased to run his civic and sit on 'his' community board.

If Dan Rather thinks CBS dumbed down its newscast with Katie Couric, I'd love to hear what he'd say about CB5. What else should we expect in a place where our council member can't spell, change his clothes or pay his bills.

This seems very appropriate. Moe approves. And I bet you all thought I was Bob. HA! I don't like him much either, but at least the man proof reads the cover of his publication.

Note: This loser's newspaper is not to be confused with the fine publication advertised below, although both are for morons.

Photo from Patrick Henry and the Juniper Park Pussies

The Concert for Pinkie

What if they gave a concert and no one came? Or maybe less than a quarter of the people they expected?

According to Queenscrap, Councilman Dennis Gallagher, along with fellow Middle Village Council Idiot Melinda Katz and a few pet organizations held a concert in Juniper Park. This photo shows enough people to fill about 1/2 of one ballfield. Yet they supposedly arranged for the Parks Dept to close four ballfields to kids for an entire day, and didn't give the permit holders much notice either. Even to the dumbest Middle Village Idiot, that doesn't seem appropriate.

Moe knows that the orchestra is very good - maybe the attendance was poor because they let Melinda Katz sing?

Pinky's Painters

We'd like to ask how many Middle Villagers it takes to do a really bad paint job (which is probably as much of an eyesore as the graffiti it replaced), but then we were informed that not all of these people are from Middle Village - so they must have brought in some help.

We'd like to thank Councilman Gallagher's office for sending out this press release. And Dennis, if your volunteers got the paint from Harry's, we hope you pay the bill this time.

Democracy

Photo from QueensCrap

Can you put that on my tab, please???

The king of the Middle Village idiots, Councilman Dennis P. Gallagher, must be broke since he didn't pay his hardware store bill from 2005 despite repeated calls and emails. Let's see - a whopping pay raise, and a big fundraiser, but he still can't pay off a few hunred bucks? It makes you wonder what that money is being spent on, doesn't it?

Hey jackass, ever hear of a credit card?

New Definition of Political 'Party'

Above: Councilman Dennis Gallagher greets 'supporters' at his fundraiser last Monday.

"Last night I had the pleasure of attending Councilman Gallagher’s fundraiser at Russino’s. I attended the event because I am a member of the Grafters Society and Mr. Gallagher graciously honored Ronald Lattanzio and Brain McLaughlin during the program. He was grateful for their ‘contributions’. I was amazed at the packed house and the diversity of the crowd. In attendance were other besieged elected officials, crooked businessman, shady contractors, foreign developers, greedy lobbyists, slimy realtors, drug pushers, swingers and strippers young and old. Approximately 400 people (Cimino counts as 350) crammed the large banquet room to show their support for the Councilman and the night’s honorees. It was hard to believe that it was Monday night because of all the lap dancing, drunken laughter and the good time had by all. It was a refreshing departure from the boring stuffy stiffed neck fundraisers I have attended in the past (as you can see from the photo) It was more of a social event spent with close friends and family. Dennis got especially close to some of his ‘friends’ as the night went on.

Congratulations to Councilman Gallagher for having such an impressive open bar.. I mean event. The free booze was a true testament to his work as an elected official and an overwhelming show of support from corrupt cronies, mindless puppets and the dozen or so constituents who still support him."

Moe attended this event, and additional photos are available in Moe's members only photo gallery. Email Moe for a link and verify that you are over 18 years of age (hey.. you know how that Gallagher is..).

Humpty Cimino Sat on a Wall

It looks like a certain heavy weight Middle Village idiot is at it again. Joseph Cimino has been making his presence known on blogs like Queens Crap, attacking people who chose to remain anonymous in their criticism of corrupt elected officials. Yet, Cimino's own civic association, MVMCA, provides a forum on their website where anonymous and vicious criticism of private citizens is not only allowed, but seems to be encouraged. No surprise that all of attacks are aimed at those who criticize Joe's 'freind', Dennis Gallagher. We'd call Joe a hypocrite but perhaps that is a big word for him to handle*

Joe is now posting comments on another Middle Village-based blog, pretending to take the high road and calling for an end to all the name calling and character slamming. How nice. However, Moe finds it ironic that some very specific mispellings, gramatical errors and baseless character attacks made almost exclusively by Mr. Cimino (on behalf of his leash-holder, Dennis) have also shown up in some very nasty anonymous blog posts. Is Mr. Cimino moonlighting as a mean-spirited anonymous blogger - the same type he claims to despise? Or is he perhaps just sharing his false information and poor writing skills with his fellow Gallagher fans? Or of course, this could all be a coincidence. The Pope could also be a Muslim.

But don't worry, Joey. We will critizize you here, and we will make fun of your weight. But will will NOT falsely accuse you of crimes against a minor, and we will NOT download photos from the MySpace pages of underage relatives and then spread rumors about them.

We will leave type of apalling behavior to the sexual deviants posting comments over at the Juniper Park Patriots. Hey "Patriots" have you registered under Megan's Law yet??

And now, in closing, a poem by Moe.....

Humpty Cimino sat on Gallagher's lap
He couldn't see that Pinkie was a real piece of crap
And all the Queens cronies
And all the Queens elves
Couldn't get ol' Humpty to think for himself.

* Credit to 'Hooper' for tip on Cimino's hypocricy.