May 20, 2007

Humpty Cimino Sat on a Wall


It looks like a certain heavy weight Middle Village idiot is at it again. Joseph Cimino has been making his presence known on blogs like Queens Crap, attacking people who chose to remain anonymous in their criticism of corrupt elected officials. Yet, Cimino's own civic association, MVMCA, provides a forum on their website where anonymous and vicious criticism of private citizens is not only allowed, but seems to be encouraged. No surprise that all of attacks are aimed at those who criticize Joe's 'freind', Dennis Gallagher. We'd call Joe a hypocrite but perhaps that is a big word for him to handle*

Joe is now posting comments on another Middle Village-based blog, pretending to take the high road and calling for an end to all the name calling and character slamming. How nice. However, Moe finds it ironic that some very specific mispellings, gramatical errors and baseless character attacks made almost exclusively by Mr. Cimino (on behalf of his leash-holder, Dennis) have also shown up in some very nasty anonymous blog posts. Is Mr. Cimino moonlighting as a mean-spirited anonymous blogger - the same type he claims to despise? Or is he perhaps just sharing his false information and poor writing skills with his fellow Gallagher fans? Or of course, this could all be a coincidence. The Pope could also be a Muslim.

But don't worry, Joey. We will critizize you here, and we will make fun of your weight. But will will NOT falsely accuse you of crimes against a minor, and we will NOT download photos from the MySpace pages of underage relatives and then spread rumors about them.

We will leave type of apalling behavior to the sexual deviants posting comments over at the Juniper Park Patriots. Hey "Patriots" have you registered under Megan's Law yet??

And now, in closing, a poem by Moe.....

Humpty Cimino sat on Gallagher's lap
He couldn't see that Pinkie was a real piece of crap
And all the Queens cronies
And all the Queens elves
Couldn't get ol' Humpty to think for himself.

* Credit to 'Hooper' for tip on Cimino's hypocricy.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

How does Humpty sit on Gallagher's lap? Wouldn't that little runt be crushed?

Moe said...

Its amazing how he resembles the guy on the bottle o' fat bastard ad.

Anonymous said...

I am surprised that the wall hasn't collapsed

hooper said...

Interesting that your first paragraph on Cimino is very similar to a comment I left on another blog. And the term "Intellectual Diahrrea" also appears in your mission statement.

This is an awesome site, but give credit if you're going to borrow content from other bloggers. Don't a stooge.

Moe said...

Sorry, Hoopster, should have given you credit. This is fixed now.

Anonymous said...

Humpty Cimino had a great fall... he hangs out with the biggest loser of them all.